maybe spam isn't all bad

gmail does a great job of filtering from my in box what in recent years has become an absolute deluge of junk from advertisers. i've heard horror stories about people's hotmail accounts crashing due to the flood messages and work servers seizing up.

fortunately, most of the pleas to increase my male potency, refinance my debt the christian way, and claim my free ipod are automatically removed for me, though i always have the option to look through the hundreds of helpful offers. boy, am i glad i did so today.

because if i so choose, i will never be forced to go without the comfort and convenience of a portable toilet ever again. so many choices...