21 April 2005

thank god it's not a liger

So I've been having a lot of dreams lately in which mountain lions figure prominently. Last night, for instance, one was in a room with a door I couldn't lock. Troubled by the prospect of being eaten on a nightly basis, I sought guidance in through the wisdom of www.dreammoods.com (that is to say, I googled "dream" and "mountain lion")

partial clarity ensued:

Mountain Lion

To see a mountain lion in your dream, represents lurking danger, aggression and raw emotions. You need to keep your attitude and emotions in check. Alternatively, mountain lions symbolize pride and grace.

I don't know quite what to make of that, and I prefer the explanation that I instead have The Mountain Goats on the brain, but the something tells me the site's description of a monkey dream is dead-on:

Monkey

To see a monkey in your dream, symbolizes deceit people are working to advance their own interest. Monkeys also symbolize a playful and mischievous side of your own personality or an immature attitude.

To see a monkey hanging or swinging from a tree, denotes that you be troubled by young ones.

To dream that you are feeding a monkey, denotes that you betrayed by someone whom you thought cared about your interests.

This, however, is just bullshit:

Morocco

To see morocco in your dream, signifies that you will receive assistance from people whom you least expect it from.

No, it means you're thinking of Charo María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza, even though she's from Spain. Filthy.

1 Comments:

Blogger Kath said...

i constantly have dreams where i'm naked in front of large groups of people. and have usually have had sex with most of them.in the dream.

12:41 PM  

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