interpretations, please

i've never read anything about dreams, what they can mean, suggest, or distract us from, but mine have often seemed a bit off. for instance, the junior senator from new york. why is a pantsuit wearing hilary clinton having a discussion with me on the telephone, then in person? my guess is that i'm reading too many op-ed pages, when instead i should be doing the word jumble or whatever the hell it is that keeps so many people looking nice and sedated on the train in the morning. and, no, john. she wasn't hot. you're still wrong on that point.