I'd like that in bullshit bucks, please...

FROM: THE DIRECTOR
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:EL3/9318/04
BATCH:8/163/EL.

Attn: Dear Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 30/12/2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number :EL-23133 with serial number: EL-123542,batch number: EL-35,lottery ref number: EL-9318 and drew lucky numbers 7-1-8-36-4-22 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$2,500,000.00 (Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
what a nice e-mail to start the day