Froogle Search: $1.75

The pizza man just tried to sell me one of those small bottles of Poland Spring water for 175 pennies. Bullshit. This is what that money could be better spent on. A personal favorite of mine is this sweet ninja patch, which I may just have to order now. Excuse me.

Now, if I had $2.50 [someday, tim, someday] I'd buy the patch and what is the best product description EVER. "New Full Length Adult Videos That are Nice."