feed a cold? starve a fever?
or the other way around? i forget, but it's about that time of year again where i get sick for awhilee. a partial solution will be to eat like the improbable child of star jones and the brawny towel lumberjack.
this meal i'm having now will be cheaper than the bottle of nyquil i bought last night on the recommendation of a coworker. i've often heard of people so down on their luck and into the booze drinking this as a substitute for their usual colt 45 or crystal palace, but i can't imagine ever wanting to have any more of this shit than is absolutely necessary. why make it taste like licorice? why make anything taste like licorice? disgusting.
when on bastille day the french of my neighborhood take the streets over with their sand bowling games, wine, and replica guillotines, it's one of my favorite times of year, until i try that drink they make with ricard that tastes of licorice and wish they would take their sand and balls back inside and dump the ricard into the gowanus.
this meal i'm having now will be cheaper than the bottle of nyquil i bought last night on the recommendation of a coworker. i've often heard of people so down on their luck and into the booze drinking this as a substitute for their usual colt 45 or crystal palace, but i can't imagine ever wanting to have any more of this shit than is absolutely necessary. why make it taste like licorice? why make anything taste like licorice? disgusting.
when on bastille day the french of my neighborhood take the streets over with their sand bowling games, wine, and replica guillotines, it's one of my favorite times of year, until i try that drink they make with ricard that tastes of licorice and wish they would take their sand and balls back inside and dump the ricard into the gowanus.
posted by quickstuff at 25.1.05
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Tim, I think we all know the lovechild of Star Jones and the Brawny Lumberjack. It's our very own John Ness.
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