02 July 2004

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs

this is one of the funniest humor pieces i've read in awhile.

A PRAYER
by PAUL SIMMS
New Yorker Issue of 2004-07-05


Lord? Please don't let me die in a funny way.

Like being beaten to death with a shoe. Especially not my own shoe. And, if it absolutely has to be my own shoe, I'd rather not be wearing it at the time.


read the rest here

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